The Handsome Kurt

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  • belalugosi1882:

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    Bela Lugosi smoking on the set of Dracula 1931

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  • mclennonyaoi:

    you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

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  • phoenixyfriend:

    I hope Real new users can figure out the “if you have a Misha icon, everyone will assume you’re old guard and leave you alone” trick before the bots do

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  • adeledazeeeem:

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    omg I want one 🪨👀

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  • crtter:

    OK so basically I once saw this bootleg My Little Pony toy set for sale and I bought it because not only it was named “Mm Cittloee Ponopy”, it also came with a 25 cent coin and an honest-to-god cigarette inside it amongst the little ponies.

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  • spencerthefredder:
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It used to be that paper currency was backed by gold and silver for its value. A 10$ paper note would be redeemable for 10$ worth of gold or silver following the gold or silver standard. Currently our...

    spencerthefredder:

    uisce-bitch:

    I’m confused

    It used to be that paper currency was backed by gold and silver for its value. A 10$ paper note would be redeemable for 10$ worth of gold or silver following the gold or silver standard. Currently our bills are fiat money which means they are not backed by any tangible item. They’re just based on the strength of the economy. The economy can fluctuate so it makes the actual value of a bill unstable. These Mcdonalds coins, however, would be a currency that are redeemable for a Big Mac. This would make them a technically more stable currency as they are always have the value of a Big Mac they can be redeemed for.

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    • #this is so funny
    • #but also thanks i hate it
  • themaskedmagpie:

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    It’s been a while! Here’s Rocket :]

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    • #guardians of the galaxy
    • #rocket raccoon
    • #guardians of the galaxy vol 3
    • #rocket raccoon fanart
    • #guardians of the galaxy fanart
  • headspace-hotel:

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    snooterboops:

    snooterboops:

    not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

    other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

    i was so right with this one tbh

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    The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion

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